He gave me the finger on I-95

so the other day I was driving down the I-95 when I spotted a guy in my rear view mirror giving me the finger as I changed lanes in front of him so I calmly forced his truck off the road and politely accepted the gift he had presented and took it home with me I stored it in my refrigerator and today is my birthday so I am going to celebrate with a special meal

it looks just delicious